Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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