Kiss
Puke
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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