how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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