i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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