"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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