Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Randomize
