i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
