wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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