Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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