i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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