whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
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He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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