I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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