I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
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I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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