I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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