doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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