but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Randomize
