big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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