She said her name was "party"
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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