I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
My penis needs a shock collar
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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