What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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