big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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