Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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