Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
