Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Randomize
