Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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