How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
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I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
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My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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