Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Girls should come with a carfax report
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
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