Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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