I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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