ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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