your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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