What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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