it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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