I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
wow bdsm is so cute
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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