My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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