drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
what day is it and did you see me today?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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