Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
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They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I party with great urgency now.
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