: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We're like a lot better than the average bears
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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