...so i touched it.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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the day after is always just damage control
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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