I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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