He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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