Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
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Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
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