well you can't waste a boner
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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