We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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