1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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