at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
birth control should be required to get into college
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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