Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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