with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
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Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
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Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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