Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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