well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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