Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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