you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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