we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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