i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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