Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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