Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
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See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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