i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
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Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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