5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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