sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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