She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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