just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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