do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
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Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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